i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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