He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You don't make any sense
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The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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