i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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