I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
