Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Just pee around me
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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