She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I said "one day" and that day is not today
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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