dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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