STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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