She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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