i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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