I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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