Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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