i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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