I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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