Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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