spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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