butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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