Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I pour the whiskey from now on
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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