literally had 100 drinks last night.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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