god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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