My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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