I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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