Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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