I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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