either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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