His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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