Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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