I feel like I'm in dance class right now
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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