I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Randomize