how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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