I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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