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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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