never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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