we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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