): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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