But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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