I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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