I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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