I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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