This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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