No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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