I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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