We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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