Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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