Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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