I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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