The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
