Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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