If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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