I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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