Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
