how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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