the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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