I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
