You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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