I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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